I've come home to find a lot of scary things in my parent's house over the years.
Exibit A:

A Snowman trying to kill me.
B:

A Giant almost-life size Corduroy Bear, just watching TV in the living room. Everytime I walked by I'd have to do a double-take.
C:

Moving Santa and Mrs. Claus. Their candles cast evil shadows over their faces at night. I'm also pretty sure they come to life and try to kill my family every Christmas season.
And finally D. The final exhibit. (This one about made me pee my pants twice today).

And because this dummy is so scary, here's a close up:

I came home today and found him sitting at the table. I didn't know it was a dummy for a few seconds. When I realized he wasn't a dummy, I still had to check to make sure he wasn't a robber dressed as a dummy to fool his unsuspecting victims.
And those my friends, are some of the random things that are found in the Herbert household. And they scare me.
Erin |